The first time I ever saw Fight Club, I was in college and watched it in someone on my floor’s dorm room. A girl who would end up being my crazy roommate then took me somewhere else about ten minutes before the movie ended. It wasn’t until I read the book that I found out about the big twist! Same girl also let me see ONLY the last few minutes of The Usual Suspects. And did I mention that she was nuts? Anyway, because she ruined the impact of one of my now favorite movies, and ruined The Usual Suspects for me, I now wish baldness upon her husband (sorry, dude). Wishing baldness upon people or their husbands is my new thing… I don’t want anyone to be HURT, I just want to get a little stinking up their life revenge (haha).